I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus Underneath the mistletoe last night She didn’t see me creep Down the stairs to have a peep She thought that I was tucked up In my bedroom, fast asleep It would seem that I’m not done posting reviews on Christmas songs. And when I say review, it’s my own… Read More Your mom may or may not have kissed Santa.
1. Never tell them the truth. Tell ’em You can’t trust them with it 2. Flake on every opportunity to hang out. 3. Don’t be there when they need you. 4. Don’t expect them to be there for you when you need them. 5. Cheat them. 6. Steal from them. 7. Borrow money and never… Read More 12 foolproof ways to effectively ruin your friendships
Once in a while, you get half-assed drunk that it becomes a happy memory. Like Katy Perry’s song, Last Friday Night and you’d want to do it all again. Other times it’s just bat shit drunk where you get sick the next day and swear off alcohol. The scarier, sometimes more adventurous type of drunk is… Read More Blame it on the a-a-a-alcohol ♪ and you’re just weak
Jan. 19, 2011 By Charles Warnke Read more » Date a girl who doesn’t read. Find her in the weary squalor of a Midwestern bar. Find her in the smoke, drunken sweat, and varicolored light of an upscale nightclub. Wherever you find her, find her smiling. Make sure that it lingers when the people… Read More You Should Date An Illiterate Girl