12 foolproof ways to effectively ruin your friendships

1. Never tell them the truth. Tell ’em You can’t trust them with it
2. Flake on every opportunity to hang out.
3. Don’t be there when they need you.
4. Don’t expect them to be there for you when you need them.
5. Cheat them.
6. Steal from them.
7. Borrow money and never pay it back. Borrow anything and never return it.
8. Read their journal. And text messages.
9. Blame them for everything that could go wrong.
10.Do not forgive them when they do something wrong.
11. Do not say sorry.
12. When they forgive you of any of the above, do it all again until they go away.

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